togepathetic:

when you find out he aint rich

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(via surprisebitch)


muggleland:

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

(via fake-mermaid)


buizel:

smellynerd:

im starting to see those “dont use ouija boards for fun they are very dangerous!!!!!!!” posts and id like to ask everyone who reblogs them what its like to be a fucking nerd

this is exactly the kind of post a ghost would make to trick you into using a ouija board. look out kids, the spoops are gettin crafty.

(via joshpeck)


wanksclub:

i hope all of this is a dream i’m having at the age of 7

(via tinychatting)


dclxvi-xiii:

allthe23yearolds:

so in her lifetime, a woman can lose about ten gallons of blood through her period.

that’s enough blood loss to die twenty times

women are metal as fuck

*curtsies*

(via justinbieberthinks)


costconiall:

did i ever tell u guys i had a rapping phase in 6th grade and i memorized the entire 3rd verse in love the way u lie to impress people and i was confident as hell so i asked people during recess who wanted to hear me rap and my crush said “i do” and i was like fuk and i was like “alright!! haha!!! :)” and i started rapping the whole thing and in the middle of the verse he looks up and walks away and to this day i cant listen to love the way u lie without crying

(via daeneryus)


Straight White Boy Problem #454

straightwhiteboyproblems:

girl (who is NOT my gf) put her head on my shoulder during movie and i was like ‘hello? what are you doing there’

(via daeneryus)


zackisontumblr:

i panic a little when i see posts with a lot of notes that i don’t understand

(via ugly)


afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

(via laughing-llama)


sluttiestkitten:

all girls are fucking beautiful and if you try to make them feel like they aren’t because they have fuzzy legs or chubby bellies fuck you

(via justinbieberthinks)